What’s the latest on Fischer’s health? Is the rumor true that he has serious kidney problems? Despite his despicable ravings, I still hope for the best for Fischer the chessplayer.
By the way, I was grabbing a hot dog in midtown Manhattan one day 2 weeks ago, and this guy with a beard was sitting by my office building. Gosh darned, that guy looked EXACTLY like Fischer. I kept staring at him until he noticed. The more I stared, the more he looked like Fischer! Weird, man.