Never underestimate your opponent. 
Sorta like that old Playboy cartoon with the 2 professors. One male and one female, with the line underneath “bishop takes knight, off with your blouse.”
Is this from the Hugh Grant movie? I remember there was a thread on here (or perhaps the predecessor site) trying to figure the rules out.
Alex Relyea
It needs rules??
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